Dear Ryan Reynolds,
Hi, you have no idea who I am... but I know who you are. Not in like a weird, stalker-y way, but still. I've been a fan of yours for a long time. I used to watch you on Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place. When I was in high school I had a picture of you hanging on my bedroom wall, I think I'd cut it out of Seventeen magazine. That's also where I learned that your middle name is Rodney. Strange, that I've hung onto that little nugget of information all these years.
Anyway, I really like that you're Canadian. I think that's pretty rad. I have a soft spot in my heart for Canada, seeing as how I grew up watching hockey. Personally, my team is the Canadiennes. My whole family cheers for the 'Wings, though.
So, I think I first fell a little bit in love with you when I saw you shirtless in Blade. Can I just say: Yum. And then there was The Proposal. You were just so damn likable in that movie. Plus, again, the shirtless scene (so, so naked).
Anyway, I'm married with a little boy, which makes this whole "letter to your crush" thing extra awkward. Pretty sure my husband would be ok with you stopping by for both of us to gaze at, though. Cause that wouldn't be weird, right?
Well, Ryan, I hope you have a lovely day. And I'll just keep crushing on you from mormon-mommy-land.
Best Wishes,
Me
2 comments:
HA! Love this.
Ohh he is so great looking! I would wear him like a scrunchie!
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